Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18
- They shaved the camel at the San Diego Zoo. Have you shaved yours? http://yfrog.com/9gbd9qj #
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!
A book on the Kama Sutra gets Sean Everett all hot thinking about his upcoming scene with Jarrett Rex. And when Jarrett shows up they don’t waste any time. Sean gives him a blowjob that would make your toes curl and it gets him so hot all he can do is think about fucking. Pretty soon Sean was on his back with Jarrett ramming his hard jock cock deep in his gut. Jarrett looks like one of those straight horny college jocks that have one too many beers at a party and suddenly start nailing every guy they see. But that makes for some hot straight on gay hardcore with Sean loving every second of it. And with Sean’s incredible sexual energy there’s no way you can watch this without busting a nut.