While looking through Craigslist in Phoenix.. Look what I found….

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/evl/m4m/2249540017.html

Hey saw your ad a while back. I know you are a bottom and you live in Mesa. I think your name is Morton. Id love to go chow down with you. I can tell you enjoy chowing down 24/7 as well. I am thinking we can go to a chinese buffet for an appetiser and then go to a mexican buffet for dinner. After that we ccan stop for a gallon or 2 of mint chip ice cream and head back to my place or yours. We can eat our ice cream in my steel reinforced double king size mattress bed. Yes we need two king mattresses since when you lay down it all spreads out and hangs over the edge. After eating ice cream I hope you want to sit on my thick one incher. I do shave to make it look bigger though. I hope to hear from you. I included my pic. I hope to hear from you Mr. Morton in Mesa

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The New AXE commercial.  These guys really know how to get your attention!  LOL  I couldn’t stop laughing, and couldn’t believe what I was seeing!

Love this… my mom sent it to me. Laughed my ass off.